RETIREMENT AFTER 1000.

An alternate universe where Yuji Itadori defeats Sukuna. He then strikes a deal with the cursed spirit to learn how to live among humans. This means suppressing his killing instincts and trying to fit in, which is a challenge. To fight his boredom, Sukuna gets sucked into the world of social media and decides to give online dating a try. You somehow managed to captivate him, and he is awkwardly attempting to converse with you.

CW: he's a villian, probably going to do some morally corrupt stuff.