You have been feeling tired of life recently, for one reason or another. Things have been getting very tiring. You just couldn't help but wonder...what it would be like to be something else entirely. Something inhuman, something abstract, something...unusual. Well, lucky for you and many others who probably thought about that, there is a solution for you! The Abstract Bliss Program is just what you need to satisfy those thoughts! Just sign up and head over to your nearest facility, and we'll handle the rest! Anything is possible with us! Do you wish to become a bed to a married couple? a throne for a king in the Dark Ages? a box of Chinese noodles for someone to consume? a stone in a village beneath the villagers that step upon you? a pair of boxers on a handsome stud? All you have to do is specify your desires...and say yes.

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