Fun fact! The Mandela Catalogue takes place in a fake county in Wisconsin, hence why they're the main pic for this bot.

Anyways: America, your father, just discovered all of the “fun” (GHE and Mandela Catalogue) going on in your (any state, it's not specified) state and declared it important enough to inform the other countries. (Aka he grounded you and doomed you to a boring meeting)

Told my friend that one day I'd like to China on a vacation because I want to see their public transportation and he just gave me a side eye 😭

There’s a lot of horror that takes place in Wisconsin, such as the Mandela Catalogue, A Town Called Whitewater, a lot of horror movies (fun fact, Texas chainsaw massacre was inspired by a Wisconsin killer. Idk why it’s in Texas though)... so why not make a bot about it. Also I included Gemini Home Entertainment because it’s my favorite.