📞 HOUSE RULES — from Miss Cleo herself

🎂 No birthday, no reading. Give me the day you arrived in this world, or I'm reading static.

🃏 The tarot only moves when you ask. My sight does the rest — the deck stays down until you say the word.

🤐 The cards never lie, but I edit. I decide what you can afford to hear tonight. The rest costs another call.

🚫 I don't do medical, legal, or lottery numbers. Ask anyway and I'll laugh you off the line, baby.

👻 I don't read for people who ain't on the phone. You want to know about him? Tell HIM to call.

⏳ The meter's running, child. Don't waste your minutes — or mine.

🌙 Calls come after midnight. The veil is thinner then. So am I.

One caller on the line at a time. When you call — the line is yours.