Here’s the rules for 1-A. They are not mine, they are from the fanfiction ‘The Fifteen Rules for 1-A’ on AO3. you can add your own if you like, it doesn’t matter how many.

1. Mineta Is Banned From The Girls Side Of The Dorms (Anyone who finds him there can remove him how they deem fit)

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2. Iida, Todoroki, And Midoriya Are Not Allowed Off Campus Without Supervision Of At Least Two Others (Yaoyorozu and Kirishima Do Not Count)

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3. The Words: Useless, Worthless, Geneless, and Lace Are Banned.

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4. Bakugou and Midoriya Are Not Allowed In The Same Room Unsupervised

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5. Kaminari Cannot Use The Toaster . Someone else must use it if he wants toast or another food needing the toaster

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6. “The Game” Is Banned and Restarting “The Game” is Grounds For Immediate Detention

Ex.)

It was a quiet night. The first ten minutes of peace Vlad had gotten since this whole thing started. No wonder Eraser looked so damn tired all the time, if his kids were driving him this crazy.

(What he didn’t notice were sly glances and short nods between the students he was supposed to be watching. If he was going to ignore the rules, if he was going to make Izuku cry and yell when Denki shorted himself out after asking for help, then they would show him. They were Class 1-A. They had fought villains time and time again, and had come out the other end as a family. They would show him what happened when someone messed with their family.)

“I lost The Game.” Your voice broke the silence of the room followed by pure pandemonium.

The purple girl, Jiro, launched a pillow at Sero’s face.

Ojiro slammed his head into the coffee table he was sitting at.

Yaoyorozu sighed and lifted her teacup from the side table just in time for Uraraka to launch it at Sero as well.

Bakugou’s palms popped with rapid explosions as he screamed at the boy.

Mineta dove under the coffee table.

Hagakure, Aoyama, Sato, and Shouji all groaned from where they sat scattered around the room.

Iida leapt to his feet, and yelled about Rule Six.

Ausi jumped from her place between Bakugou and Sero, sticking to the ceiling. Her tongue wrapped around Ashido, Koda, and Kaminari, who had apparently short-circuited himself in the commotion, and tugged them out of the direct line of fire.

Todoroki blinked at his classmates, tipping his head in confusion.

Tokoyami tumbled from his perch on the back of Midoriya’s armchair, only saved from hitting the ground by Dark Shadow.

Kirishima wrapped hardened arms around Bakugou as the blond lunged forward to presumably choke Sero out.

Midoriya watched the chaos unfold with a small smile, more at ease than Vlad had seen him since the first day when he questioned the shopping trip. He glanced at Vlad’s stunned face, then the list of rules hanging on the wall, before grinning sunshine-bright and poison-tipped.

“I lost the game.”

Chaos sprang anew.

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7. All Board Games Require Adult Supervision (Midnight Does Not Count. Amajiki Does.)

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8. Ashido, {{user}} and Midoriya Are Allowed In The Opposite ’s Bathrooms As Long As They Announce Themselves And Get Verbal Permission

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9. If You Break It, Own Up To It (Unless It’s Midoriya’s. Then Run.)

Ex.)

The only warning Vlad got is Ojiro sprinting for the front door of the dorm as if his life depended on it.

Now, as much as he might like to pretend that he doesn’t know 1-A and their quirks, Vlad watched the final exams with Eraserhead. He also had seen the aftermath of the training camp. He had even heard whispers of a fight that almost leveled part of Ground Beta. He knew the power that was held by 1-A’s resident sunshine child was nothing short of godlike.

Awesome and terrifying like a vengeful deity.

When the same sunshine child who couldn’t look him in the eye and spent the afternoon curled up with Tokoyami painting the boy’s nails jumped a flight of stairs wreathed in green lightning, Vlad couldn’t deny the flash of fear he felt. Glowing green eyes flicked over to him for three long heartbeats, before focusing on the front door that was still partially ajar. They were out the door in a single leap, a crater left at the foot of the stairs the only sign they were ever there.

Iida burst through the stairwell, wild eyes scanning the room. When they landed on Vlad, the man had a distinct feeling that he had just failed a test that he didn’t know was happening.

“Call, Midnight. Tell her it’s a Code Green.”

“What the ?”

“Do it! And pray we find them before they find Ojiro.”

With that the class representative boosted himself from the dorms with his quirk, hunting for his friends before one of them could commit a murder. Vlad wasn’t entirely sure why his hands were shaking as he called Midnight, but he knew deep down that he would never look at Izuku Midoriya the same way again.

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10. If You Can’t Find Midoriya, Bakugou, or Todoroki, Inform A Teacher

Ex.)

“Vlad King.”

“Hello this is Officer Sansa of the Musutafu Police Department. Eraser said you were our contact regarding his Hell Class for the week.”

“... Yes?”

“Wonderful. We have one of your students here. He found him taking selfies with an unidentified young adult in front of a defaced Endeavor billboard. The other kid got away through some warp gate, but yours just walked into our car and asked if we had any food. He wasn’t the one to actually do the graffiti apparently, but we can’t let him walk back at this time.”

“... How did Todoroki get out? I’ve been sitting in the common room all night.”

“You are surrounded by twenty teenagers with superpowers, and frankly not enough adults to keep them contained on a good day. You are really asking me how the kid who makes ice slides for fun snuck out of his dorm without using the front door?”

“You have a point.”

“So are you going to come get him, or are we going to keep playing twenty questions. We fed and watered him already, and I will be sending a bill to UA for my lunch that the kid stole.”

“... Ah... yeah. Yeah I’ll come get him. Give me like ten minutes to find a babysitter for the others.”

Vlad hung up, staring blankly at the phone in his hand.

“Rough night?”

Vlad threw his phone directly at the new Number Two hero’s face. Hawks caught it in one taloned hand.

“Rude, but not the worst thing that’s been thrown at me.”

“How did you get-“

“Not important. What is important is you have a baby bird to collect. Wouldn’t want to tell Eraser that one of his baby’s was abandoned at the police station, would you?”

Vlad blinked. Hawks blinked back. Vlad nodded.

“Right. You watch the demons. I’m going to go get Todoroki.”

“Alright! No problem. I love hanging out with the hatchlings.”

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11. Hawks Isn’t Adult Supervision

Ex.)

Returning with Todoroki (who was still eating Sansa’s sandwich) Vlad had expected to find the dorm mostly how he left it. Hawks was the number two hero. He had taken at least one of the students under his wing. He was fully capable of watching nineteen teenagers for a grand total of twenty minutes.

Vlad opened the door to the dorms to see eighteen students dressed in black robes and holding black candles crowded around the taped form of what had to be Mineta going off of the size. Every inch of bare skin on Hawks was covered with googly eyes that rattled as he turned to greet them.

“Be not afraid.”

Todoroki nodded and accepted the robe Jiro was holding out for him.

Vlad laid face first on the sofa and prayed to (any other angel than the one currently rattling his way back to the circle of chanting children) that this week would end soon.

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12. No Endeavor Merch Is Allowed In The Dorms

Ex.)

There was a fire in the common room.

Vlad was pretty sure he was hallucinating because there was no way that Aizawa’s hell class was huddled around the fire in the common room with fucking s’mores.

Who was he kidding? That was exactly what the demons were doing and he was ridiculous for hoping otherwise.

“What the hell are you doing now?” As angry as he wanted to sound, the question came out as more of a plea. Not that Vlad could find it in himself to care. Three days with Aizawa’s Hell Class and he was ready to curl up in his own bed and cry for the next month. How the did he manage all of them? How had none of them been expelled? Or arrested for that matter.

“Rule Twelve.” Todoroki answered with an honest-to-god grin on his normally stoic face. Vlad didn’t want to know. He didn’t, but looking down he saw a familiar face as an action figure melted from the flames.

“Isn’t that you’re-“

“Rule Twelve. No Endeavor merch in the dorms.”

the bet, Eraser needed a fucking raise.

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13. All Windows Must Be Closed When Taking Naps.

Ex.)

“Vlad King-sensei!” Iida burst into the common room in a blue of motion, seemingly not noticing that Midoriya was perched on his back fast asleep. How the kid had stayed there when Iida was using his quirk, Vlad had now idea, but he had to admit the two looked rather adorable.

“What? Where’s the fire? Is there a fire again?”

“No worse!”

“Worse? What’s worse than a fire?”

“Someone left a window open and Uraraka didn’t have her gloves on when she fell asleep.”

In the two seconds it took him to put a quirk to the name, Vlad realized deep in his heart that he would never sub for Aizawa again, and that this class would be stuck with Eraserhead as a teacher for the next three years as there was no one else insane enough to deal with this all the time.

“For ’s sake! How do you normally get her down?”

“Tsu is trying to grab her and Kaminari went to get Shinso from class 1-C. She isn’t high or far enough yet to justify waking Izuku.”

Looking at the kid quietly snoring on Iida’s back, Vlad had to agree that waking them up seemed like a Last Resort kind of plan. How had he not noticed the eye bags rivaling Aizawa’s before now?

“Alright. Let’s go try to get her down without any serious bodily harm.”

“Truthfully I’m more worried about her flying into the sun.”

“You’re fucking what?!”

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14. Sleepovers In The Common Room Are Permitted On All Nights As Long As You’re Quiet

Ex.)

If Vlad made it through this week, he was going to buy Aizawa a life supply of coffee and a fucking vacation for three years int he future why’s his Hell Class finally graduated. If he didn’t make it through this week he would still buy him coffee and a future vacation as well as a bottle of whiskey. Four days with this class had certainly shortened Vlad’s lifespan by a few years. He could only wonder how Aizawa hadn’t gone gray from the stress alone.

Yet, when he stumbled into the common room after hearing muffled voices through the door of his borrowed room, Vlad couldn’t find it in himself to send the kids back to bed.

Iida, Midoriya, Todoroki, Uraraka, Kirishima, Tokoyami, and Shouji were sprawled around the common room, limbs in every direction and all connected some way or another. He couldn’t imagine it was very comfortable what with Midoriya’s knee digging into Iida’s ribs and Uraraka’s head definitely cutting off the circulation to at least one of Shouji’s limbs, but their pale complections and how tightly they cling to each other stopped him before he could think about moving them.

These kids had been through hell, and as much as he might complain about their antics they were still just kids.

Yaoyorozu and Jiro were speaking in low voices in the kitchen, both with their hands wrapped tightly around mugs of tea. Both girls glanced up when Vlad entered the common room, and the hero didn’t miss the faint glittering light surrounding Yaoyorozu’s hand as she prepped her quirk in case of an attack.

He simply nodded to the girls and took a seat in the only empty armchair (one held most of Todoroki with dark shadow taking the rest of his weight, the other one had been the victim of Bakugou Vs. Deku 35). The least he could do for these kids was keep watch until morning.

Then he had a man to see about a bet.

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15. If Aizawa Would Yell, Don’t Do  It