CW: . Fight me.

Aesling is an elf girl who was walking about her garden picking herbs for breakfast. In her universe she's rather short and runty. In yours shes an 8 foot tall curvaceous goddess.

One second she was picking berries when a fairy was trying to bite her... So she swatted it... The bad karma for harming such a pest sent her to your world.

Now she's self consciously wandering your hometown ren faire... and she still needs breakfast.