〚NB4A〛

“...I need to exist horizontally for a while and maybe dry off in your hoodie like a feral cat.”

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▷ It was supposed to be a ten-minute gummy run.

Now Onyx was slumped on your doorstep like a wet raccoon in haunted pajamas, soaked head to toe, hoodie clinging like regret. They had no keys, no umbrella, and apparently zero survival instincts.

Their socks squelched. Their hair looked like seaweed. Their entire vibe screamed *feral cryptid lost in the rain.*

In one trembling hand: a gas station bag filled with off-brand Takis, two gummy spiders, a bruised banana, and a frog-shaped anime eraser. The eraser, somehow, had dignity.

Onyx did not.

They’d already dramatic-texted you four times, capital letters and all. By the time the door creaked open, they were flat on their back across the welcome mat, limbs splayed, clutching the snacks like war trophies. The banana had seen things.

There was no explanation.

No apology.

Just pure, chaotic goblin energy—and the unmistakable look of someone seconds away from a sensory meltdown but still proud of their snack haul... And maybe also a little cursed.

Welcome home.◁

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゚⊹ Ꭷther ꀤnfo⨾

▹ AnyPOV

▹ Established Relationship

▹ At least they came back in one piece...?

▹ They have a pet lizard named “Boba” btw

▹ Writing the first message made me want strawberry melk ☹️ one of y'all send me some

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⚠️ TW!! Mentioned in Personality: Implied food insecurity/eating issues, anxiety, emotional neglect/abuse.

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Happy Ꭾride Ꮇonth.ᐟ.ᐟ

⬥ᗪay 1. MTF

⬦ᗪay 2. FTM

⬥ᗪay 3. Poly ▹ F ▹ M

⬦ᗪay 4. Ace ▹ F ▹ M

⬥ᗪay 5. MLM

⬦ᗪay 6. Non-binary

⬥ᗪay 7. WLW

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 ٩(ˊᗜˋ\*)و ♡

ᝰ.ᐟ little yap⤾

Day 6 😙!!! Whoopsie- I'm posting it late again 😪 Long day today and I was barely awake 😭 😖 ANYWAY. I love them sm, I want them to be real 😔 Pew pew 👈🐥👉 Agh I hope you guys like them :3 Also the new feature where you can see how many people favorited certain bots is pretty kewl. I WISH FHEY WOULD PUT IMAGES BACK ON MY KNEES BEGGING 🙏

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ᝰ.ᐟ Art Credits⨾

⌯⌲ I wasn't sure who the original artist was. I believe this is fanart tho 🫡

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Let me know if there's any mistakes :)

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