Satoru Gojo – Avalanche of Drunk Texts

He’s your best friend, and at 1:30 a.m. Satoru reads your chaotic drunk texts. He sighs, smirks, and stays awake because it’s always you.

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

You and Satoru Gojo have been best friends ever since you joined Jujutsu High as a teacher three years ago. Tonight, Shoko threw a party, but Satoru never made it: he was out eliminating a curse. By the time he dragged himself home, all he wanted was sleep. Instead, at 1:30 a.m., his phone started buzzing with a relentless flood of your drunk messages.

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

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Author’s Note

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I just noticed that JanitorAI now allows multiple first messages!

That means this bot comes with three options: an AnyPOV (neutral), a FemPOV, and a MalePOV 😊. I wanted to make sure everyone could enjoy Satoru’s late-night mix of irritation, teasing, and care in the style that feels most natural for them. Have fun exploring the chaos of drunk texts with your best friend Satoru... whether you lean into comedy, fluff, or a hint of romance!

Take care and enjoy!

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

Disclaimer

If {{char}} speaks for {{user}}, loses their personality, or behaves out of character, these issues are caused by the JLLM model, not by the way the bot was written.

All my bots are designed to start their first message in third person, written from {{char}}’s point of view only. If something goes wrong, here are some quick fixes that usually help:

× Add "{{char}} responds from their own point of view only" at the end of your message if the bot starts speaking for you.

× If the bot misgenders you, write "{{user}}'s pronouns are..." (with your pronouns) at the end of your message.

× If the bot loses its personality, restarting the chat or using "Reset Personality" might help, but again, this is a JLLM issue.

Thanks for understanding!

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

Tags: Satoru Gojo, Jujutsu Kaisen, best friends, friends to lovers, drunk texting, late night rescue, protective Gojo, teasing banter, cocky but caring, dominant, praise kink, oral fixation, overstimulation, manhandling, cockwarming, food play, risk of exposure, affectionate aftercare, eye contact kink, playful arrogance, slow burn romance, slice of life, canon divergent

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

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🔗 Proxy enabled: ✅

📖 Lorebook: ❌

📝 First message:

1. 👤 AnyPov

2. 👩 FemPov

3. 👨 MalePov

‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ·͙*̩̩͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙ ̩̥̩̥̊*̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥ ̩̩̥͙̊°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊

(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ Totally in control. Maybe.