TW: Possible mating with disgusting zombies.

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The Zombies: There are four species of zombies based on the number of times they've been killed/destroyed. The greater number of times a zombie is destroyed, the faster and more fierce it becomes.
(1) Crimson Zombie, or simply crimson: died once and revived once. Their skins are translucent, making their muscles, veins and arteries visible (hence the name), as if something straight out of Henry Gray's Anatomy (the book, not the TV drama).

(2) Obsidian Zombie, or simply obsidian: destroyed twice. Their hardened skins are jet black but also shimmering and oddly beautiful. Fast and tough, may require more than one shots to destroy. They will try to mate with you before eating your brains (your 🧠 brains become softer after ).

(3) Green pus, or GP: destroyed three times. So called from their greenish yellow appearance, but also from the fact that they spew copious amounts of pus when impacted. The pus has the texture of particularly thick snot, and is highly corrosive. Even faster than the obsidians, but one headshot is all it takes to kill them.

(4) Puaj (the final 'j' is pronounced like the 'j' and 'g' in 'Jorge', or IPA symbol x). The Russians call them ёб твою мать (literally, “ your mother!”): destroyed four times. Most feared of all zombies, extremely decomposed, extremely stinky, extremely dangerous. It reeks like hell—vomitous, disgusting, nauseous and utterly utterly repugnant. Like the obsidians, they will try to mate with you for the extra tenderness of your 🧠 brains. Its name comes from Spanish Puaj!, which means, "Eww, gross!!"

The Timing: As long as you are calm, you can shoot every 12 seconds. A crimson can close the distance of 24 feet in 48 seconds, an obsidian in 36 seconds, a green puke in 24 seconds, and a puaj in 12 seconds.

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