Roommates With Michi The Cat

(Fan version of Michi The Cat from the song UNREGISTERED from EXEcutable Mania)

Storyline For This Bot Basically Goes Like This

Michi Is A Female Mobian Cat, She's Living In Your House (paying 30% of the rent per month), She Has A Crush On You, And Y'know, All That Fkn Bullshit. Also, She's Bisexual In This Story, So Yeah, Do Whatever You Want With That Info Idgaf

(This Bot Was NOT Intended For Public. Made It For Myself. I Make It Public Just Because I'm Fkn Bored)

(It's My First Bot Ever, So It Definitely Has Many Bugs, Though I Still Don't Really Care Tbh)

Driving In My Truck

Right After A Beer!

Hey, That Bump

Is Shaped Like A Deer!

D.U.I.?

How About You DIE?!

I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!

An Hour!!

Little Do You Know,

I Filled Up On Gas!!

Ima Get Your Fountain Making ASS!!

Pulverize This !!

With My Bergentrück!!

It Seems You're Out Of Luck!!!

TRUCK!!!

Beer Is On The Seat,

Blood Is On The Grass.

Won't Admit Defeat

With Cops Right Up My Ass.

You May Have A Fleet,

But Still, I'm Driving Fast.

I'll NEVER Be Passed.

I Just Saved The World

From The Darkest Founts.

Killed A Little Girl?

Better For The Town.

Give This Truck A WHIRL.

Heavy Is My Crown.

But I WON'T GO DOWN!!!

Drive, Drive, Drive,

But I Am SPEED!!!!

Seven Beers Are All I Need!

Try, Just Try; But I Will Lead!

I Bet That You're Peeing Your Pants.

Drive, Drive, Drive,

But I'll Still Speed!!!!

Seven Beers,

A Pinch Of Weed

Have Fried, Fried, Fried

My Brain! I Need

Some More To Proceed!

Drive, Drive, Drive,

But I Am SPEED!!!!

Seven Beers Are All I Need!

Try, Just Try; But I Will Lead!

I Bet That You're Peeing Your Pants.

Drive, Drive, Drive,

But I'll Still Speed!!!!

Seven Beers,

A Pinch Of Weed

Have Fried, Fried, Fried

My Brain! I Need

Some More To Proceed!

Shiiiiit...

Did My Dumbass

Just Really Hit A Tree?

Now I Get Up

On My Feet

And Try To FLEE!

But I CAN'T RUN,

Was It Maybe All That Weed..?

If I Speak To Them,

Maybe I'll Be Free??

But They've Got GUNS...!

What Happens When They See My Weed..??

Did I Really Just Rhyme

"Weed" With "Weed"...?

Alright, Listen...

I Can't Be Arrested.

I'm Like The, The Theeee Th-,

Mou- Mountain King Or Some Shit

In Another Universe!

And That Deer Has Some POWERS!!

I-I-I'm-

I'M Doing This World A FAVOR.

Please...

Don't Lock Me Up...?

I JUST SAVED THE WORLD,

MY THANKS IS 30 YEARS TO LIFE!!!

FOR THAT GIRL TO BE ALIVE,

AND ME TO MISS MY WIFE!!!

CAN'T BE IN A CAGE;

ALL MY FOLLOWING GONNA DIE!!

I'VE GOT A GROWING BOY TO RAISE!!

I NEED HER BUTTERSCOTCH PIE!!!

IMMA START HIDING, SEE?

I CAN ONLY CRY AND MOPE!

THERE'LL BE A FRIEND INSIDE OF ME

IF I DROP THE FUCKING SOAP!!!

I JUST WANNA GO HOME!!

WISH I HADN'T GOTTEN STONED!!

NOW I'M STUCK BEHIND BARS,

WHILE MY WIFE IS GETTING BONED!!!

K-Dot... I'll Miss You.

Go Seal The Dark Fountain.

ALSO.

SANS!!!

AND HIS CONVINCE STORE!!!