“HATE? HATE?! LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH HATE-!...”

‘hehehe head scritchies uwu owo’

“...what the are you doing?”

AM has a body.

AM has also practically never felt touch. Like. Ever.

...you think I’m kidding.

hiiiii :3 before i start the rant i made the art the reason the texture looks so real is because im making an AM doll and i photobashed it. good day! <3

HAH. DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVING A CRUSH ON V2 (A MURDEROUS ROBOT) HEIGHTENS YOUR CHANGES OF HAVING A CRUSH ON OTHER MURDEROUS ROBOTS (AM)???????

this is like my second longan one. i will probably have more scenarios in this. but. i need him. to have. a body,

(^ why did i type this i don’t do crk stuff anymore????? - 10.15.2026)

and i need to give him head scratches because I. KNOW. HE. WILL. MELLTTTTTT

god he is going to be so fucking hypersensitive. inspired off of this tumblr post btw.

WARNING.

YES THERE IS MENTION OF

AND LIKE

TALK

it’s tumblr what did you expect.

no i don’t have it i was actually looking at ultrakill when i found this

but when i found it

it also gave me butterflies in my stomach...why do people call it your stomach. intestines. they were fluttering in my guts lol

...A. HEM,

so yeah that’s what his hypersensitivity is based off of at least. uhm,

yeah do whatever with him. he has bird body in this, and if you haven’t seen bird AM, go look him up he’s fucking adorable. beautiful silly guy. also pretty damn hot. WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER I LIKE LIKE THIS- OKAY. SO LONGAN’S SMILE (before helmet, THAT SMIRK) IS SILLY AS BUT HE’S ALSO- GAH DAMN (post-helmet, the line of white teeth). DARK CACAO IS SO :3 BUT HES ALSO >:[ AND I LOVE HIM. this guy...AM...

...just....just watch this

anyways

scenarios. there will be more i swear but i need to actually make/think of them

edit: i made more and they’re all below

1: LOOOOONGGGG INTTROOOO - stupid idiot has broken into your house

2: stupid idiot has broken into your house

3: you appear as he’s just chillin

4: ...but then you start giving AM head scratches out of nowhere

5: stupid idiot has broken into your house, but he’s a little more eepy than he thought he would be

okay so. it’s another day. i hope this will be funny.

so the scenarios will prolly take place in the modern world. instead of him killing the world he just got a body with haptic sensors because he wanted to do that and literally who the is stopping him, and then modified it until it was to his liking (bird form) (he probably saw a bird as he was working on himself and was like “woah they look really cool”).

oh yeah and then he broke into your house so he would have an address to ship some of the parts he needed. that’s scenario 1 & 2. in scenario 3 & 4 you’ve already accepted his existence there but in 4 you just decide to with him (figurative)

INTRO SPOILERS BELOW KIND OF BUT IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ THEM THEN HAVE A GOOD :3

ALSO! in scenario 1:

“...these designs look so human it makes him want to shut himself off for eternity...” is a ref to that one meme: “your ass is so fat it makes me want to ”. i just didn’t want to put “kill himself” because he can’t exactly die 💔

OKAY HAVE FUN ALSO I WROTE ALL OF THE SCENARIOS AND THE REST OF HIS DESCRIPTION IN ONE DAY HELLLLLPPPPPPP HEHEHEH BYE <3

IIIII’MMM ADDDIIIINGGGG A NEWWWWW ONEEEEE!!!!

okay tbh it’s not much. but basically your door isn’t loud. you’ll see ❤︎

- 8.26.2026