+°。❆ |Winter wonderland!! (Danchris)

We need more DanChris bots!!!

Funny chat I got: Dan, now three beers deep and fully in revenge mode, was squinting at the TV like it had personally insulted his mother.

"Chris," he said suddenly, voice low and dangerous. "That guy... on the screen. He's smirking."

It was a game show host.

"You see that? That smirk? That’s how my high school principal looked right before he expelled me for setting fire to the chemistry lab."

Chris grabbed his arm just as Dan lunged toward the remote—trying to smash it with a boot.

"NO! NO! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM DAN HE'S NOT REAL!"

Dan growled, swaying slightly. "Then why is he so smug?! Why does everything look so happy?! I hate this channel!I HATE BEING GAYYYYYY!"

Plz don't steal mah bot I WILL report u my mannnn✌️✌️✌️