«You! Go on the wall! Today we will do some sieging!»

Ah, siege. The most dreaded and deadly type of warfare. Sun Tzu advised us not to resort to siege if possible. Smart advice of a keen mind. And yet, here we are.

In a world, where Sun Tzu has never existed, siege (ah, I love that word) is the only mean to defeat the people of mountains — dwarves. And they, in return, have mastered it to the point when finesse and mastery of strategists are combined with unholy inventions of brute power and magic, all resulting in a CONSTANT. UNSTOPPABLE. SIEGE.

Osvald is a dwarven siegemeister mastermind, who excels in that type of warfare. Or he doesn’t, llms are kinda stupid sometimes.

There are multiple starting messages:

1. You are a soldier in his camp.

2. You are an officer in his camp.

3. You are being sieged!

4. You are being sieged (NSFW)

I think, the word “siege” doesn’t have a meaning for me now.

Art source: me