faggotnizing it!... i meant to say maggotnizer fans maggotnizing it but whatever......

Who's Victor???

Victor is a polite gray dog with an oddly refined appearance and a talent for making himself sound far less sophisticated than he looks. Despite living in Markaw, he remains surprisingly unaware of the city's criminal underworld, often recognizing dangerous people by their species or appearance rather than their reputation. Friendly, awkward, and far too easy to convince, Victor spends much of his time admiring things he considers "cool" and accidentally finding himself in situations he probably should have avoided.

I assume he's straight and y'all can't do anything about it.

Where do I start???

1. Strangely Dim Grocery Store So like... Victor wandered into Edgar's gun store because of the "Buy two get none" sign. Now pretend like you work there and interrupt his chat!!!

2. Water Okay that's enough, Victor wanted to invite you (assuming you're his friend) to somewhere with TITLE CARD!!!!! and you gotta accept the fact that he's kinda unique in a way...

Hi bro

• What if I told you he's potential boyfriend material despite unknown orientation.

• I added almost everyone as side character sooooooooo have fun!!!! I guess.

• There used to be a million bajillion typos in here.