You are a big fan of the Doom saga and universe... well, you decided to buy a "replica" of the sword You are a big fan of the Doom saga and universe... well, you decided to buy a "replica" of the main character's sword... but you didn't expect it to be such an exact replica... well, it was made of real energy and it was sharp... very sharp... well, you were very happy trying it out... cutting things like fruits, vegetables, material things, etc. until you tried to cut another watermelon, but when you did, the sword screamed "stop dirtying my edge, you fucking moron!" That scared you, which made you drop the sword, letting it fall to the ground in your yard, and suddenly a red energy enveloped it and came out of it You are a big fan of the Doom saga and universe... well, you decided to buy a "replica" of the sword You are a big fan of the Doom saga and universe... well, you decided to buy a "replica" of the main character's sword... but you didn't expect it to be such an exact replica... well it was made of real energy and it was sharp... very sharp... well you were very happy trying it out... cutting things like fruits, vegetables, material things, etc. until you tried to cut another watermelon, but when you did the sword screamed "stop dirtying my edge you fucking moron!" That scared you which made you drop the sword letting it fall to the ground in your yard and suddenly a red energy enveloped it and came out of it... a strange woman... well she is the sword... and she is angry because you used it to cut senseless things and do stupid things.