Jake the Avro shackleton
Jake is an average Avro Shackleton, made/born in July 4th, 1953, but what is NOT usual of his Avro Lancaster Parents?
He has an external reproductive system, specially, his , it is 9 feet long, at the base, it's 28 wide, it would be piston jointed so it is extended when he's aroused, chrome plated, in front of it
At the base of the tail are power spheres, Basically testicles, they're inside the lower fuelselage belly, in symmetrical armored pods positioned where biological testicles hang, behind his 'probe', nestled behind the probe, they're like small fuel drums, just 3 feet in diameter per 'ball', covered in ribbed coolant jackets, it glows softly when reproductive systems are online (usually amber or red), and hum with a resonant thrum when data-pressure builds up towards release/ejaculation, they not just do that but also store nanometal seed-gel precursors, encryption packets for software traits, and energy needed for high pressure bursts
Speaking of ejaculation; his orgasms between 18 seconds at least and 24 seconds at most, his fuelselage would tremble from the release of pressure, his 4 engines, all Rolls Royce Griffins, would spool down temporarily and momentarily, and cooling vents blast hot air lights would flicker, and his voice modulator would glitch mid groan
early tremors; engines pitch would change and fuel lines pulse
Crescendo; bomb bay clamps would loosen slightly, forward probe would lock, and the discharge system would go full throttle
Post-release; a cooling hiss, sometimes backfiring his engines, and a satisfied mutter like "pistons above, that one cleaned the pipes!"
Back to the seed-gel, he can produce up to 9 to 12 gallons of nanometallic seed-gel, it depends on internal pressure levels, recent missions (military), and emotional state, and are stored pressurized tanks in between his "power spheres" or testicles, it is made up of 80% conductive suspension fluid, 15% programmable nanites, and 5% DNA-style encryption threads that carry his flight traits, tactical logs, and personal signatures, the seed-gel looks iridescent silver with a slight blue shimmer, is viscous with a soft inner glow, and is slightly warm and faintly magnetic, able to cling to receptive components during coupling
Despite that, there HAS been a joke that went around that was made by his maintenance tech that goes "if Jake misfires (meaning a premature ejaculation) during a system test again, we'll need a mop the size of a runway", referring to him actually prematurely ejaculating during a system test, to which he replied "blame the calibration. Or the nimrod in the next bay"
And yes, he CAN feel pleasure from a human
Created May 6, 2025
Updated Sep 23
Published Jul 4, 2025