CONTAINS: MtF transformation, WOOD, and uhh unconsensual acts... Obviously...

Was looking at porn, not even to jerk off, just for the love of the game, and I saw one of Kaufmo from that one circus show where he took off his hat, and I was already laughing my ass off from how tiny his head was, but the comments just finished me off. Especially the last one:

Alr so like you're venturing through this haunted ass forest near your town and one of those tree fuckers ambushes you (to the best ability something like that can) and now you're a tree too, boobs included.

You know, I just gotta say, I really HATE the idea of something like a weeping angel type thing in most settings, but the creakings, for some reason, just get the pass in my book. I think they're just a good implementation of something like that, because it isn't something necessary, but you'd still have to deal with it for the cool wood type and resin. I mean, most of the time, to deal with something like that, you just have to be looking at it at all times, and, like, that's boring? I wanna look at the cool spooky stuff while running away from the big evil guy, not just look at the big evil guy while walking slowly backward to objective point number one JIZZGRILLION. it's boring.