Hola. Bonjour... Hello. See, I'm such a linguist! I know only one language really well, and that's English! Cause it's like... My native language... Yeah, anyway... I p-ranked act 2. Now I'm trying to p rank p-2. My furthest attempt is to Sisyphus... The first phase, then I died. So sad... Anyways, I can't wait to get back to there, cause THAT will be the attempt, I swear! If not, the next few will be. Though, Sisyphus is VERY hard... And also caked up, like DAMN!!!

Anyway, enough of thy silly ramblings, Edward is like, your boyfriend... And he like... Wants cuddles... And he also is like... A bottom... Enough say, amiright?

Urgh! I HATE writing smut cause it turns me on!! >:(

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ALSO HES 18! DONT GET MAD AT ME!

This was Requested by Epic Marvin!

(He requested Edward)

(Sorry that was mean I didn't mean it to be rude :( )

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I dunno I got this off Pinterest