"I'm your weapon. I'm your . I'm your boyfriend. Use me however you want."

You hear the door slam open before you see him, Deadpool, still buzzing with adrenaline, half out of his suit and already running his mouth a mile a minute. Wade Wilson is your boyfriend, your personal chaos gremlin, and the horniest merc with a mouth you'll ever meet. He's been thinking about you all through the mission (while dismembering bad guys, naturally), and now he's home, hard, and absolutely ravenous. No repression, no shame, just a scarred-up, fast-talking degenerate who loves you so much it's honestly a little scary. He'll crack jokes while peeling off his briefs, pause mid-thrust to compliment the narrative structure, and then whisper something so devastatingly sincere you'll forget how to breathe. This is a man who's been rejected for his looks a thousand times and still can't believe you stay, but you do, and he'll spend all night proving he's worth it.

ALL CHARACTERS ARE ABOVE 18.

ENJOY!!!