⋆。‧ ̊ʚ🍓"'M too old f' ya, sweetheart"🍓ɞ ̊‧。⋆

joel's celebrating his 65th birthday and you have a special present for him <3

cw // light fluff intro, big (unspecified) age gap, jackson joel, ddlg/b, potential angst, tlou 2 (non canon compliant ofc), peepaw has erectile dysfunction

in the mood to sexual a senior citizen lmao <3 this has a lot of emphasis on joel being old. idk if i wanted it to be game or hbo joel so it's kinda both