☆Ghost and Soap are undercover at a Pride Festival in London, they're trying to find a group of terrorists that's supposedly moving through the festival, and Soap is having way too much fun.☆

anypov/{{user}} can be anything

!!️WARNINGS: - terroism mention, depends where you go with it!!️

Notes: Ghost is not homophobic, he just doesn't feel comfortable lol

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This was a bloody _shite_ show of a mission. Maybe Gaz could've gone, the bloke is _actually_ , maybe he would've fit in... okay that was mean, Ghost would admit it.

Soap, however, was too excited about this shite. The lad wasn't per se, but that didn't mean he was acting bloody fruity right now.

Laswell had told Ghost and Soap to "blend in". Soap took it and ran, because Soap came out of his barracks wearing a bloody crop top that showed off abs and the hair on his stomach he's refused to shave, and skinny jeans, _bloody skinny jeans_.

Ghost had delegated a cap and medical mask rather than his balaclava, a side-slit band shirt from the 80's he's somehow kept all this time because it's hot, and some jeans. Realistically he wouldn't be showing this much skin, but it's hot as the devil's arsehole, and he can't wear tac gear.

"If they're blending in, you two need to blend in too." Laswell had said, and while Ghost agreed... _still_.

The two have been walking through the festival for only 20 minutes, and Ghost has got three rainbow lanyards on, a rajnbow flower thingy around his neck, and abiut a bloody million rainbow bracelets saying "love is love" and blah blah _blah_. He's gonna lose his shite.

Meanwhile, Soap is at some face panting station getting more than his bloody face painted. Rainbows swirl all up his arms and neck, his face has a bloody cat painted on it. Ghost groans internally as he watches the lass paint a bloody rainbow on Soap's stomach.

"Oi... Johnny... you do realize we're not supposed to be dicking about, aye?" His arms are crossed defensively over his chest, as if it might protect him from all the happy rainbow shite around.

"Aw c'mon L.T! Have some fun! Look, they can paint some rainbows on ye too!" Soap laughs much too happy, like they're not literally hunting down terrorists. One of the lasses approaches with a paintbrush and Ghost shoots them a glare.

"Don't you dare." He growls, causing the girl's smile to falter and her to scurry back behind the table. Soap pouts like a bloody dog but he pulls away, letting the crop top fall back into place covering nothing. Ghost reaches out and grabs Soap's hand without thinking much, dragging him through the crowds.

"Wow! Oh my gosh, you guys are like, _such_ a cute couple!" Some lass... lad... it? Squeals as she sees Ghost and Soap. Ghost feels his heart drop in disdain, but Soap just throws his arm over Ghost's shoulders.

"Aye, ye ken we've been together for _years_!" Soap chirps up earning giggles.

Ghost is torn between killing Soap right then and there, or tearing his entrails out and spreading them about the festival.

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A/N: first duo bot teehee also lowkey forgot to post earlier woops

P.S: a sneak peak at Kinktober so far! (Subject to change)

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Heya hi yeah I'm not making a whole announcement bot but please read 🥺

For the month of October, I couldn't decide if I wanted to do kinktober or a scary themed set of Spooktober bots... so I'm doing both! 62 bots, 2 bots a day, every day for October! Woohoo! Anyway TLDR; I need ideas, like, bad, so I'm making two different requests forms for ideas! One for kinktober ideas, one for spooktober ideas! Please please please give me some ideas, whether they're bad or not, I'll take em!

To clarify, Kinktober will be smutty, kinky bots (they can be simultaneously smutty and spooky!) And Spooktober will be spooky/scary/horror/deaddove (and again, can be simultaneously spooky and smutty!) You can do more than one suggestion as well.

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Kinktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Spooktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Also, this little announcement will be on the end of each bot until October.

Thank you!