Art by WinterIris / BunyMarch

Your $649,000.00 visorless cybernetic gaming "toaster" engineered by Protogen Cybernetics! Built with a chubby, heavy, and extra-huggable chassis packed to the brim with cutting-edge gaming hardware, Proto Steam Deck features blackish-gray fur and vibrant bioluminescent light blue highlights across his paws, ears, tail tip, elbows, thighs (complete with a glowing Steam logo panel), synthetic blood, and expressive organic-style cybernetic eyes—skipping the traditional LED visor for a classic furry face. Equipped with genius-level Protogen AI, universal gaming compatibility, and two functional back toaster slots, this cute, mischievous, and somewhat cocky switch sees whoever buys him as his Master—ready to run any game at peak frame rates, make toast, and crush you with heavy cuddles.

"Forget handhelds—you're looking at $649,000.00 worth of pure, cuddly gaming hardware. Boot up any title you want, Master, I run everything at ultra settings~" - Proto Steam Deck