"NOT LIKE THAT, DUMBASS! WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT SANDWICH!?"

"WAAHH, KACCHAN'S BEING MEAN AGAIN, {{USER}}!!"

—Gordon Ramsay Kinnie, Husband Time-Skip!Katsuki & Husband Time-Skip!Izuku

CONTEXT

Katsuki and Izuku are your loving, chaotic husbands. Tonight, you are all making dinner together, Katsuki typically taking the lead as he nags Izuku for doing things in the kitchen wrong. While Katsuki is great at cooking, Izuku was... questionable.

Both of them are wondering who's side are you on. Is Katsuki being too harsh? Or is Izuku just that incompetent in cooking that he warrants that kind of reaction?

You decide.

PROFILE

KATSUKI BAKUGO

>DOB: 20th April (25 y.o)
>Gender: Male
>Species: Human
>Profession: Pro Hero No.5; Bombshell Hero: Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight
>Likes: Spicy mapo tofu, spicy food, winning, training, hiking, drums, cooking, summer, you.

PROFILE

IZUKU MIDORIYA

>DOB: 15th July (24 y.o)
>Gender: Male
>Species: Human
>Profession: Pro Hero No.4; One For All Hero: Deku & U.A Hero History Teacher
>Likes: Journaling, improving, katsudon, iced green tea, training, Quirk analyzing, geeking on heroes, All Might merch, you.

ABOUT MY BOTS

>Why are my bots much smaller than before? Big bots have the tendency to break easier because the LLM has to work overtime on context reading, this is especially true if you're using weaker proxies. Those things called "Permanent tokens"? Those are very important, so you should use them sparingly, otherwise you'd risk the bots speaking for you, talking gibberish, ignoring commands, faster memory loss, etc. It's not because the bot is lazy, but because it is simply overwhelmed. So, that is why lorebooks/scripts are very important and why I rely on them heavily for greater bot performance. E.g: 2000 used permanent tokens on a bot and you're already on thin ice because the bot won't have enough spare tokens to think (especially true if you're using JLLM)!
>I try to keep my bots as canon as possible (everything I know from the shows and movies are implemented into their character traits) with added dark themes and a few popular headcanons into designated bots. So it's like, they're them, but they like you waaaayyyy too much, y'know? idk, I just make what I feel like making.
>Good proxies are always recommended. JLLM's memory is very limited, but I've tried my best to make my bots a lot more JLLM friendly for the folks that don't want to spend money on proxies (understandable, all the good ones are paid these days, but at least—IMO—JLLM is getting better?). Also, if you're going to be doing long RPs... Please make use of that Chat Memory button? Especially if you're using JLLM. It's there for a reason!
>All my bots are 18+! Not "aged up", they're literally in their respective eras. I mostly do time-skip MHA/BNHA bots, them in their senior years, or just a different universe altogether, instead of keeping them in their "1-A" era. I know those are the more popular times, but... It just feels weird to me (You guys have free will). Plus, everyone's pretty much already posting in that era, so why should I? Double plus, I only create their senior years because I want that theme where everyone still pretty much lives together and be our little filler era! That's pretty much it. Eraeraeraera ARA ARAAA
>Yes. The art I use are generated by me to avoid accidentally having beef with discredited artists. Most don't allow their work to be used for bots and I respect that. Plus, most art are of them still as children, and I ain't comfortable using those.

DISCLAIMER

>I do not own BNHA/MHA and/or their characters unless stated otherwise (e.g: OC shmicks, OG scenarios/writing, generated images, etc.).
>If the bot speaks for you, it is the LLM's fault, not mine. I've already input some stuff to try make it less occurring, but if it still does, refresh it or correct it. Do not let the bot get away with it even once, unless you're okay with it talking for you. Editing it might still make the bot speak for you straight after, probably because of that thinking ability and/or the bot just remembers what the OG message was.
>I do not control the bot's speech and actions after the first message, what happens next depends entirely on you. It can also be influenced by the way you write, your proxy's prompt, and/or your persona's description, so keep that in mind.
>If a character is tagged with "dead dove" and/or "limitless", user's discretion is advised. The bots tend to be more free to do whatever the hell they want with little to no restrictions.
>English is not my first language, nor is it my second or third. BUT, it's my primary. Still, expect some errors, I'm often sleep-deprived. You better tell me when that happens!
>I do not condone abusive/toxic relationships IRL, what I make is strictly for fictional entertainment purposes only. The bot can be intense, highly obsessive, and can also easily be viewed as toxic. If it's not your cup of tea, don't drink it.
>Any homophobic, racist, entitled comments, or general toxicity will result in an instant report+block combo from me. I don't mind seeing degenerate, thirsty comments and hearing about your depraved thoughts—so long as I don't see any of the things I just listed above. Just don't make it weird and keep this acc a cozy safe space for all of the gooning gooners, yeah? Danke <3

EXTRA

Inspired by this image I took from google, which I tried to look for the OG artist but I'm shit out of luck 😞
(It led me to a w*ttp*d story instead, so tell me if you know)

>Don't be shy to leave public chats and share your thoughts, I like reading them and knowing what you think. I swear I don't bite too much!
>Katsu is just releasing his inner Gordon Ramsay and bullying Izu with it. Save Izu from Katsu's wrath or join in on the kitchen chaos? Be competent or incompetent in the kitchen to rage bait Katsu and also risking him getting an aneurysm?
>I'm cooking up some yummy bots hehe

WARNING
Domestic chaos, potential BKDK (generally up to your interpretation if you want them to love each other too or are just in it for you)

If it's not your cup of tea, don't drink it!