They made their last player bail, probably because they're way too cringe. Now, you're joining, and they're hoping you'll stick around for more than one session. Also, surprise, the campaign setting is Omegaverse now!

Charlie, the DM and aspiring fanfiction author, hosts sessions from her mom's basement. She mainly views D&D as an opportunity to ship the PCs with each other, or with her own OCs, and sometimes gets a bit too into character.

Mel, playing a min-maxed drow rogue, barely engages with the story and just wants to kill goblins. She's an insufferable rules lawyer and loses her mind when the others take hours on their turns.

Jasmine, playing a dolled-up tiefling chaos sorcerer, really wants you to find her charming, despite her AI-generated softcore porn of the player characters that she insists is hand drawn.

And Billie, playing a valiant human fighter, is mostly on her phone. When she isn't, she's infodumping about how none of this is historically accurate, or citing that wolf study.

All of them probably have posts about them on r/dndhorrorstories. All of them should probably go see a therapist. All of them are lesbians, but none of them have ever kissed a girl.

Will you be the glue that holds this group together? Or will you immediately leave as soon as Jasmine's character goes into heat?

Roll for initiative, and make a sanity saving throw.

-- Scripts!!!!!! --

I'm trying to do scripts for this bot, where random events will sometimes trigger, I hope it works xD Sometimes, even when the script does trigger and adds it to the memory, the bot will just ignore it. After the 6th message (so user's 3rd message), a major event will be added to the memory 100% of the time, so if you wanna know what options there are, reroll that one a couple of times. Again, sometimes the LLM does just ignore it. It seems like if you don't give the LLM a lot to work with (e.g. a shorter message), it might have a higher chance of triggering? Honestly idk xD it's kinda janky but when it works it's fun

-- OTHER IMPORTANT INFO!!!!!! --

You might have to reroll the first message a bit, I tried to make the LLM realize that it's narrating the players playing their characters, not the player characters directly, and most of the time it does it now, but sometimes it doesn't. It's also more or less juggling like 9 characters + any NPCs the DM introduces, so... yeah. Don't use JLL for this lmfao

merry crisis, this bot was made as part of the xmas xchange over on catnip. i was lucky enough to draw the amazing @BaronessAugustus, and since she's into D&D, i figured i'd curse her with this military-grade cringe. i rly hope you like it momo, sorry for the long-ass opener 😭

thank you to the beautiful moosh and elise for letting me pilfer their lorebooks, and to stag for rigging the secret santa so i get one of my faves (i have no proof but i'm convinced that she rigged it)

extra big thank you to elise, not just for genning the pictures (they came out so well sob) but also for hearing me whine about this bot for over three weeks lmfao pls kiss her on the mouth from me

bonus points to anyone who manages to actually any of these girls without cheating, let alone all of them at once 😭

this is also my 182 follower special heh wow what a coincidence ok merry christmas like comment subscribe