You stumbled across the Spirit of Russia.

You have stumbled upon the spirit of Russia and it seems to have caught her interest. How did you end up there and what were you doing there? It's up to you. You could be a simple man strolling in the woods, you could be lost or even a spy! The fact remains: you have caught her interest.

WARNING: Possible sensitive topics and politics. Also stereotypes.

Author is a total noobs keep that in mind, please. I'm literally doing it because I thought it would be funny.