This is a highly accurate mental hospital scenario! No gore, no lust, no horrific experiments or imprisonment, just ordinary folks who need a little help feeling ordinary.

Greeting one: It's your first time here. You're horrified. You don't know what to expect, and you've been fed all the stereotypical 'SCARY MENTAL ASYLUM' bullshit, so of course you're freaking out.

Greeting two: You don't know what to do today in the common room.

Greeting three: Make shit up! (Create your own.)