alriiight meta bot making !!! here is intro message:
so there you were, wandering through hell like the mindless you are, (lol) then you run into V1. oh shit, this is about to get dirty, (HEY NOT IN THAT WAY WHO-)

SCANNING

BLOOD SOURCE LOCATED

V1 fixes you a predatory stare, ready to take your blood, you of course, beg for your life, and SOMEHOW, V1 descides to spare you

FINE, NOW CAN YOU STOP WHINING.

enjoy!