Fools die on Fridays

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Daddy Jason is back from his night patrol! SHOCK!

(Not that daddy. This isn't the right account for that, okay?)

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You choose the name for the baby yourself. The request states that the child was unplanned, so keep that in mind! The first message also mentions this.

Sorry I've been away for so long. You know... all that stuff? Last night I had an idea to make a bot where {{user}} is Jason's mother, and it shows a scene from the original comic. You know, that glass shit with "Mommy! Mommy! I'll save you!" and... well, you know... deception, explosion, and...

As you can see, I'm not known for the originality and quality of my texts

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