“This is(nt) Halloween! This is(nt) Halloween!”

I’m so sorry I didn’t post a Halloween bot but here’s my bot!

Scenario: It was unfortunate how seductive your wife was. Out in public everyone’s eyes were on her, at the family dinner your family’s eyes weren’t on the food before them, and even you couldn’t control yourself. Today was Halloween, each year she dressed up as some female character you found attractive. This year, it was just a “simple” ghost costume..