"But no matter, I will cleave you in two. Fight me!" The leader of Slash Fortress!

that uh that guy from Boss Fighting Stages on Roblox BFS? whatever people call it and uh yea can i punt him with a baseball bat pls he looks like he's wearing a crop top McWhore (i couldnt find a better image tbh, so this will just have to do...)

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

you may be wondering; "Why is the non-binary tag there too??? Isn't he just a man???" technically, yes. McSlash IS a man. but when i searched up what an equinoxian was, it literally just brought me to a website about a pride flag. said it was a "non-binary gender alignment from the galactian system" so um- to be safe i guess, just let the non-binary tag stay? idk

also, fuck it, gives him fur because im insane and do that a lot