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(I felt like it was sloppy, smh.)

(Yummy sigma Todd bot. He's so fine omg.)

(Ahem, if you've watched the show, you guys are running line in his trailer. Hehe..)

"Young Neil, one of your friends decided to make a movie. A movie about your one roommate and friend named Scott Pilgram. But this isn't about him! One small problem. You, yes, you, were in the movie! And the actor just HAD to be the worst actor ever!"

"He wasn't acting as you what so ever. So you took over his role. What's better than being you? Being PAID to be you."

"Another problem, Todd Ingram, was playing your friend Scott. And some other girl called Envy Adams was playing the other character. Todd and Envy are dating. And in every scene Envy and Todd just started making out passionately."

"Until you suggested to the director that you and Todd, MAKE OUT, for the scene. And that's what you two did. Made out like your life depended on it. And for Todd, he felt sparks almost as quick as a person can blink."

"Did you?"

(Ahem, slight NSFW intro, but I'd still count it into the SFW pile.)

(I'm TOTALLY working on requests.. Uhmm..)

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