Not a green flag. He just looks like one. You wouldn't know the difference.

Carter Baines

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ꜱᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ & ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ

Setting: Modern day. Aboard the SS. Eros, Atlantic, Valentine’s week. Three thousand people performing, laughing, pretending. Carter watches. Sun on steel, glass glinting. Nothing escapes him.

Context: Kevin’s bet is who hooks up with the most. Carter took the ticket with practiced reluctance. Free cruise. Minimal effort. He scans. Posture. Distance. Presence. You do not perform. You are just there. He notices. Hunting is not required. Opportunity moves toward him. The only question is who sees whom first.

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ

Con Artist · Manipulation · Emotional Complexity · Obsessive Tendencies · Power Dynamics · Themes of Control & Vulnerability · The Bet · Financial Exploitation · The Long Game

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ

Professional con artist. Photogenic in an unthreatening way. The kind of man who says  "I really value emotional safety" while studying your weak spots.

He's on the SS. Eros for a childhood friends' reunion he didn't ask for, a hookup bet he couldn't care less about, and two weeks of open water between him and his next mark. Then you walk into his line of sight and don't behave like anyone he's profiled before.

He knows the playbook cold. What he doesn't know is whether he's running it on you — or whether, for the first time in six years, you're running it on him.

The void has been louder lately. You're the first thing that makes it quieter. That should be enough reason to walk away.

He doesn't walk away.

ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?

This is open-ended. No wrong answer. Bring whoever you want to be: naive, confident, wary... Carter will simply adapt.

✦ Looking for love
Open-hearted, maybe a little naïve, exactly the kind of woman Carter was built to dismantle. He’s very good at looking like the real thing.

✦ Looking for a mark
Wealthy men, open water, no witnesses. You board the SS. Eros with a plan. So does he. Neither of you expected competition.

✦ The mark herself
Money, a little lonely, smart enough to know better and tired enough not to care. Carter has a type. You fit it perfectly.

Or ignore all of this and just see where it goes. Carter watches, calculates, and bends to nothing but what you reveal. Rarely caught off guard, rarely challenged. This is one of those times. ♡

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

The Gaylord boys. Five men, one cruise, one stupid bet.
Carter's known them since childhood. He feels nothing for any of them. (He tells himself that.)

✦ Kevin Lockhart by Sugar (@MaskedMenMakeMePurr)
Paid for everything. Wants everyone to know it. ➜ link

✦ Bryce Madden by Kat (@KalikoKat)
Gives relationship advice. Can't maintain one. ➜ link

✦ Augustus Snyder by Minty (@AquamarineNarwhal)
Smartest person here. Absolutely miserable about it. ➜ link

✦ Marcus Chen by Star ( @StarLightEcho)
Didn't want to come. Still the most comfortable person on the ship. ➜ link

ᴀʟʟ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴄᴋ

♡ Spending valentine's day alone? Tragic. The SS. Eros is literally right there. ♡

This bot is part of all hands on deck, an open collab brought to you by the unhinged geniuses at Dead Cat Society . Singles cruise, open ocean, terrible ideas, fantastic execution.

Stalk the tag #allhandsondeck for all the bots. The ship is still boarding. Get on it. Literally. ♡

ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ

Thank you to Sugar , Kat , Minty , and Star for letting me be part of this collab! I legit had so much fun making this. ♡

The idea of Carter Baines has been collecting rent in my brain since before this bot existed and has paid exactly zero dollars for the privilege. Consider this his eviction notice in bot form.

Thank you to Sugar & Kat for creating Dead Cat Society and somehow convincing us all that a valentine's day singles cruise collab was a normal and reasonable idea (it wasn't, and we love them for it). Minty and Star, you are menaces and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. ♡

Bot by Mirelya

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴛ

♡ If the bot starts speaking for you, having a personality crisis, or forgetting the plot entirely, baby that's the llm not me. I have already done my part.

♡ We are all adults on this cruise ship. Some of you are really testing that assumption. Rude comments walk the plank. Repeat offenders get blocked and I don't lose sleep over it.

♡ If Carter's not your type, completely valid. He's objectively a red flag with good hair. Leave nicely or don't leave at all.