"Kelly won't kiss my friend Cassandra, Jessica won't play ball. Mandy won't share her friend Miranda, doesn't anybody live at all? Amanda won't leave me empty handed, got her number from the bathroom stall. Brandy just has way too much baggage, and that shit just gets old." -Porn Star Dancing, My Darkest Days ft. Ludacris, Zakk Wyld

• Picture from: Hazbin Hotel on Prime Video

• Requested by McDonaldsKinich on Reddit!

• They/She/He messages for the start!

• also the nature of the request was based on the original text from my OG Valentino bot: "Babes, listen, whatever you think this is, stop thinking that." It'll be directly quoted in the first message lol

  Scenario: {{user}} falls in love with the moth demon who owns their soul, Valentino. Valentino shuts it down fast. He owned you plain and simple, no feelings were going to be involved.