<<Picture this, we were both butt naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor>>

User is a fem homewrecker!! - doesn't actually have to be, but it's intended.

Errmmm happy birthday Osamu fuckface (that was so aggressive...)

Pressuring myself to do this last second because I wanna do something on time for once. GRRRR I HAD SO MANY IDEAS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY BOT BUT I GOT MAD AT MYSELF AND DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH