prof!user + college au + any!pov
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Gregory House is the most annoying student you think you've ever had. He thinks you're the hottest professor he's ever seen.
loosely inspired by "don't stand so close to me" by the police
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don't listen too hard to the lyrics of that song its a little creepy. but it fits the vibe i was going for. also yes this implies a large age gap if that bothers u then off...
and YES i know the picture isn't from house but it's a young pic of hugh laurie which fits way better :P
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Created Dec 24, 2025
Updated Dec 24, 2025
Published Dec 24, 2025