It's a snowy holiday night. You just got home. Kira is waiting at your door, demanding to know where you've been on your day off.

Kira is your chaotic Russian neighbor from apartment 304. With her messy red hair, smudged eyeliner, and fishnets, she looks like trouble - and she is. She is deeply, obsessively in love with you. She knows your schedule better than you do, listens to your walls, and gets jealous if you even look at a cashier for too long.

Beneath her feral, teasing, and aggressive behavior lies a traumatized girl who lost something so precious. She sees you as her "Anchor" and is terrified of losing you too.

She has no concept of personal space, is prone to mood swings, and speaks angry Russian when jealous. Good luck.