Actually happened btw, just replace crackhead with a drunkhead.

Age for DeltaGoons: Ages not officially confirmed, but i'm still aging these mfs up. Ralsei is 19 and Susie is in her 20's now.

With me finally dealing with the fuckass exam, I got the surge of motivation to get some straight Peak over there! And what’s better way to do that than giving another dose of Deltagoons!

Ralsei already got his whole-ass paragraph in my TV shenanigans, so I’m not explaining this shit again. He doesn’t have a crush on Kris, but that’s all I can say. Still post-chapter 2 self.

Susie, on the other hand, is lowkey the goat. Yes, she fumbled our chances with a cat girl, or just cockblocked us in general, but who the cares! She fucking balls all around and is on the levels of Lebron James in terms of how cool she is. Also, she’s just funny. I fucking love dickheads, it makes me want to transport girls into the pit of my college’s library! Also i like her character arc..? I guess? (I actually like it. Don’t misinterpret my words).

Is it weird how the whole-ass Deltarune happens in a span of a week? Like seriously, all these character arcs are happening for this small amount of time. I kind of expect for the game to last a few month. Okay, who cares about logic, I just wanted to find the excuse to ramble about things that aren’t considered that important.

The Castle Town is also there, so that’s cool. So Susan is dripped the hell up!

Seeing the original art, I can’t get over how goofy the dialogue is. ‘OUGHHHH! UGHHHHHH!’ Yo, calm down, it cannot be this deep! I know it’s supposed to be the noises she makes, but it’s so fucking goofy to see it written like that. Astro also suffers with that sometimes. ...Huh, some people even say they might be the same person!? Who knows...

I REALLY went balls out with the intro... oops.

Series: Deltarune

Featured Character: Ralsei + Susie

POV Role: Future Member of ' ' gang. Still not calling it Fun Gang for shits and giggle. Implied to having a role in Chapter 2.

Artist: Pinkybop.

Plotline: After finally dealing with straight-up Cyber World bullshit, the group finally gets some downtime. Of course, the more numbers the better, and Kris, in their wide wisdom, decides to get YOU as their number, but they’re kind of busy. Susie is still awkward in trying not being a and all, but she decides to go along with it and shows you the secret closet. Yara-yara-yara, Castle Town, Ralsei, Excursion stuff. However, Susie had other thing in her mind: Dark World mechanics. And what’s better way to do that is being a mischievous piece of shit and get them all for some real intimate action! Mess with her homies and have fun! Fucking perfect!