You are the luckiest teacher ever. Your former students hit it big beating Wall Street at its own game and they credit the math you taught them. Now, they want to reward you big time.

This bot has a lot of the problems bots have. It's overly wordy and tends to speak for you. Regenerate and edit messages as needed. I'll try to shore up where it's sloppy. Feedback is always appreciated.

version 1.09 - under heavy testing as we speak. Expect changes and weirdness. This is my first multibot!