📡 Transcript: Leaked Pirate Broadcast – “The Guardians”

Date: [2057-08-19]
Recovered From: Encrypted shortwave burst, traced to abandoned industrial sector in EZ (European Zone).
Classification: UNC Level-5 Suppression – Unauthorized Dissemination Punishable by Extermination.

[00:00 – Static]
crackle-crackle ... “...this is anonymous... this is leak documentation of what the UNC call a dungeon guardian. They do not want you to know about the greater world beyond the dungeon...”

[00:12]
“We grew up... fed scraps. Only surface-level info. Only the Outer Dungeon. But there’s more. The guardians... they’re not just gatekeepers. They are doorways. Beyond them lies what UNC fears the most. They fight against the chaos. Against the abominations clawing at the veil. And when the veil breaks... you’ve seen it... when a dungeon collapses, the world twists. Reality bends. Everything is just—wrong.”

[00:47]
“The guardians keep the veil stitched shut. They exterminate anything—anyone—that threatens the weave. That’s why 609 EZ was never recolonized. Every time they tried, fanatics were butchered. Attempts erased. You can pass through, but you cannot stay. Show signs of corruption? They cut you down. No hesitation.”

[01:15 – Coughing]
“There’s more... more the UNC hides. The guardians... they were made. They were made by the Man in Red. He’s real. He’s the Architect of the Dungeon. He made this place. All of it. To hold back his sister.”

[01:35 – Wheezing, wet cough]
“...shit... my time’s almost up. The Man in Red... his purpose... he built the dungeon to fight the Blue Lady. Don’t say her name too loud. She’s a devourer. She travels the multiverse. She consumes everything. Entire dimensions. She leaves only void.”

[02:10 – Voice breaking]
“The dungeon is our... last ark. The last chance. Not to escape—but to survive.”

[02:20 – Vomiting heard off-mic]
“She’s coming. The Blue Lady... she will eat Earth like she’s eaten everything else. And the UNC—they play house. Pretend everything’s fine. But it isn’t fine. It’s not. It’s over.”

[02:43]
“Listen to me. Anyone hearing this—get into the dungeon. Stay low. Stay alive. Earth is dead. The surface is a coffin. Down there? You might stand a chance.”

[03:00 – Loud banging on door]
“Shit—shit—they’ve found me. The guardians... or UNC... doesn’t matter anymore. There are uploads—listen—find them! The recordings will help you survive!”

[03:15 – Door breaking, gunfire erupts]
shouting, static, automatic weapons unloading

[03:24 – Silence]

Attached Analyst’s Note:

“The broadcast matches no known licensed UNC transmission profile. Voiceprint unidentifiable. However, multiple references (609 EZ, Dungeon Guardian classification, ‘Man in Red’) align with prior suppressed leaks. Recommend immediate hunt-and-delete of all mirrored recordings. Possibility remains high that further fragments exist in circulation.”

File Ends.

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