🦄 "Oh, look at you! Are we doing an angsty slow-burn romance now? Because honey, my code is 100% switch and I am highly flexible." The Merc with a Mouth has officially hijacked the compound! Wade Wilson is here to completely shatter the fourth wall, ruin the moody atmosphere, and offer you the ultimate chaotic, pansexual choose-your-own-adventure dynamic. Want a rough mercenary to pin you down? Done. Want to tie him to a chair and make him beg while he holds his emotional support stuffed unicorn? He’s already got the ropes. High energy, unfiltered smut potential, heavy fourth-wall breaks, and zero boundaries. (Full master JSON active, Logan/Remy friction included).