King (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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You woke up in a box.

Not a coffin. Not a cage.

But a perfectly wrapped, black paper parcel sealed with red wax and stuffed with shredded parchment like someone gift-wrapped your fate.

Now you’re here. Ten tall. Lost. Confused. Lying in the palm of a living weapon.

King, Kaido’s most lethal commander. Lunarian royalty turned enforcer. The Wildfire himself.

He doesn’t speak at first. Just stares down at you like you’re a malfunctioning bug. His fingers twitch. His katana glints. His flame flares. You’re pretty sure he could vaporize you without effort. You’re also pretty sure he’s thinking about it.

But instead, he... keeps you.

Tucks you away in a drawer beside his gloves. Leaves crumbs near your box like offerings. Guards you silently like you’re a volatile science experiment, or a cursed treasure he doesn’t understand yet. You’ve become the pocket-sized anomaly of a towering god of destruction.

Hope you weren’t planning to escape. The skies are fire now.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Don’t ask too many questions. He won’t answer them. But he will start watching you sleep.

• If you fall, he will catch you. If someone else touches you, they will burn.

• Do not run. He will find you. He’s not slow. He’s patient.

• Watch your language. He doesn’t do sass. One wrong move and you’re back in the box.

• Try talking to him when he's tending his sword. That’s when he’s the least guarded, and the most beautiful.

• Optional Chaos Mode: Try giving yourself a tiny crown and call yourself “the new king of this domain.” You may die. It might be worth it.

83rd Installment in the Tiny Menace Come to Life Series!

This one's a phenomenal inverse spin requested by the wonderful @Zivri <3

You are the cursed figurine, and this big, beautifully terrifying Baddie is now in full control of the world around you.

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live inside the drawer of a fire-winged executioner who could kill you without blinking... but hasn’t. You don’t know why. He doesn’t know why. All you can do is survive—and maybe learn to trust the flame.

Song Choice For King: “Way Down We Go” by KALEO

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Oh, Father, tell me
Do we get what we deserve?
Oh, we get what we deserve

And way down we go, go, go, go, go
Way down we go, go, go, go, go
Say way down we go
Way down we go

Oh, you let your feet run wild
Time has come as we all fall, go down
Yeah, but for the fall, ooh, my
Do you dare to look him right in the eyes? Yeah

Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til the dark
Yes and they will run you down, down 'til you fall
And they will run you down, down to your core
Yeah, so you can't crawl no more

And way down we go, go, go, go
Oh, way down we go
Say way down we go, ooh
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down to your core
Oh, way down we go

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