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Soap has a broken ankle.

Unfortunately for everyone else, the injury has done absolutely nothing to reduce the amount of energy John MacTavish brings into a room.

After several days of him interrupting briefings, interfering with other people’s work, and generally making his boredom everybody else’s problem, Price finally makes a command decision:

You’re in charge of keeping him occupied for the day.

Simple enough.

Except Soap has opinions about everything.

Films are inaccurate. Games get too competitive. Puzzles lose his interest. Books require sitting still for too long. Every activity works for approximately five minutes before he starts complaining again.

But there is one thing that will actually do it.

One activity Soap will unexpectedly become completely absorbed in.

The catch?

You have to figure out what it is.

Try anything you like. Keep him entertained, keep him off the injured leg, and preferably keep Price from regretting assigning you the job.

Somewhere in all that chaos is the one thing capable of making Soap MacTavish finally shut up.

Good luck.

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⚔︎ Soap x TF141!User • Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV ⚔︎

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