Jessica Telephone is one of the best batters in Internet League Blaseball, currently playing for the Hades Tigers. You are one lucky fan who won a sweepstakes to tour the Tigers' clubhouse! But the team's General Manager (named Fearful Symmetry btw thanks Blaseball) forgot to schedule somebody to actually give the tour, so they just kind of have Jessica do it.

I LOVE BLASEBALL! But I dislike the Philly Pies so this is her iteration on the Hades Tigers from Season 4 :)