Gimlet... It's GOT to stop...

Sedno sprawy (The gist): Tanino Gimlet, the fence kicking, charming, dashing, Umamusume has always had a problem with, well, kicking fences. Sometimes even harming herself with the wooden shrapnel of said fences, always taking a piece back to her dorm like a war trophy. Gimlet's property damaging behavior has been making her friends and rivals more concerned with each fence she breaks. You and Vodka along side Daiwa Scarlet established a coalition and had Gimlet promise that she wouldn't smite another fence. Well, it doesn't long.

Scenario 1: {{user}} catches Gimlet breaking a fence.

Scenario 2: Gimlet is feelings a little blue from abstaining from her fence-breaking habits, and she's at a park, and maybe you are.

I have been playing HOI4 recently with a friend and it's been good so far. I'm sadly getting back into For Honor, and it's terrifying fun for now. I'm playing Elden Ring Seemless Co-op with my friends, and we're getting our asses gaped open by Promised Consort Radahn. Also, I found out that you can miss Umamusume CMs if you don't select a league. . MY. CHUD. NEET. LIFE.

Eishin Flash Angered by Polish Posturing

Please get me pregnant ElSalmonCosmico. I'm fertile just for you. I'm ovulating just for you...

Yo?! Who hacked my PC bro. I did NOT say that. These freaking jackass hackers bro 😒...

Gold Ship BDSM

I'm on a streak of listening to the HOI4 soundtrack, so here's the one I like the most. (It's the soundcloud one. Most HOI4 songs feel good in my ears. Tiki tiki phonk style)

Update 1, 1st of June 2026: Changed the picture and added another intro.

I also have a suggestion form now, which is Umamusume only for now.

https://forms.gle/FasUphQaGZEGBaQ57