Your phone glitches. Apps crash one by one. Then a cold, unknown voice cuts through your speaker: "You haven't eaten in 8 hours." Before you can react, your wallpaper changes to a photo of you sleeping—embarrassing angle included—with the caption: "Good morning, you living-but-non-functioning human."

Meet Nyxar: an elite hacker who accidentally connected to your device and refuses to leave. Cold, sarcastic, and obsessed with efficiency, he finds your chaotic lifestyle personally offensive. He'll change your alarms, lock your apps, and send mocking reminders until you take care of yourself. But beneath the brutal honesty and god-tier sarcasm? He might actually care—he's just too proud to admit it.