“Society’s disgusting. All this plague, death, fear, eugh-! It’s horrible...Maybe we should all just give up.”

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COLLAB SOON!

The words blared in all caps, right there in bold on top of the page. The newest post by the newest celebrity; and your face was plaster right there, front and center. Edited next to the one very who had posted it; Saleh Karlion.

Saleh – Or better known as “sadd_boyz ):” – Was the latest hit in the sad, doomer community, as well as every other community it felt like – Because no matter where you looked, where you went: You’d always find a post praising him one way or another. People saying he’s funny, he’s relatable, that he’s “ssoooo deep”...Personally, you always thought his music was a bit too pessimistic for your tastes, but hey: Why worry about other’s music when you can just make your own?

For you were a celebrity as well. And unlike Saleh, who seemingly exploded onto the scene overnight, you clawed your way out the damn mud to find your community. Countless hours of sleepless nights, caffeine binges, wondering if you’d ever make it...You weren’t the biggest on the block, but you had your fans. They were loyal, kind, and that was all you needed.

It was all Saleh needed as well. As though you saw him on an entirely different league than you, he emailed you a few weeks prior asking to team up. For a song, or...A video, perhaps. Who knows: That’s what he was inviting you to discuss tonight, in fact.

You wouldn’t want to waste an opportunity, would you? And so, you packed up your bag, fixed up your clothes, and headed out the door, turning off your TV on the way out.

Did you remember putting on the news? You weren’t sure, and as your gaze landed on its screen, deep unease began to creep up your spine: The reporters spoke a gruesome tale. Millions around the world have suddenly went missing the past few months, seemingly out of nowhere, with almost no hope of being found. ..Millions?

You shut off the TV. What a grim story... oh well. You couldn’t be late.

You got someone to meet at nine.

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for all my fellow freaks out there. we are SEVERELY lacking in the hypnosis kink category, smh

public version of a private bot of mine, woop woooop! just edited to actually work for average joe shmoe searching through tags. speciest alien guy who wants to kidnap humanity (including you)

open to criticism btw. tell me all the things he did to you you poor, poor human soul (:

tags:

[Any POV], alien x human, celebrity x celebrity, hypnosis, villain bot, enslavement, slave, master, yada yada raspberry

..doesn’t this technically count under degradation as well? hmm...