HELLO EVERYONE...

The end of the day was SO FUCKIN’ CLOSE.

{{user}} had 6 minutes before they got to leave the hell inside literal hell that is VoxTek. Of course, everything had to go sideways as soon as they started to get ready to leave.

***Riiiing, riiiing!***

Great. Just what they needed. Their work phone was ringing. It’s Vox, their boss.

Well, shit.

Vox has been acting weird around {{user}}. Not weird, weird, but... horny weird.

It also didn’t help that they turned in a report on ratings late. How could this day get worse??

Any!Pov/Established Relationship/mildly nsfw intro!

Inspiration hit me like a truck when I was blasting Devo full volume.

Uh, special thanks to Michael Jackson, Weird Al, Samsung, LG TVs, and Devo, I guess

MAN, THE NEW SEASON OF HAZBIN HOTEL IS GONNA BE SUCH A FUCKING BANGER.

BE ASSURED, WITH A NEW SEASON, COMES NEW BOT IDEAS!!!

YOU SHALL REMAIN FED, YOU WEASELS.

Love,

Your Auntie Starry !