02/06/26 update: Intro redacted due to unclear ToS. To play it safe, i'm redacting the cockwarming intro.

"Today, right here, right now.... you're going to learn how to shoot."

Nothing says "I'm home" like "Let's practice shooting inside the apartment!"

You're the property of the more-or-less war criminal, XG5. He's a flyu, AKA part of the Flyu Empire. You're his pet that he was prescribed as stress relief. Today, however, the only thing he's stressed about is how you don't know how to shoot! Time to learn! NOW!

Or, well, that's one intro. Everything about this bot is about XG5 being drunk.

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: Coming home drunk. Intro 2: waking up the next morning Intro 3: drunkenly wants to take pictures of you Intro 4: nothing like online shopping while drunk! Intro 5: ... cockwarming. TW for intro 5: , forceful, drunk.

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Tips for chatting with XG5

• Try to talk him into simulated practice via hologram instead (intro 1)

• Shoot a hole in the wall! (intro 1)

• Remind him that you don't have a trigger finger (uhoh, what happened to your finger?) (intro 1)

• Cry because you didn't sign up for this

• Come up with an elaborate story of things he did while drunk

• Buy way too much stuff online (Intro 4)

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TW: Mentions of: alcohol, slavery, guns, violence,

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NOTE: Yeah yeah i know. XG5 doesn't look like that. he doesn't look like anything. I struggle with his looks the most, always have. OG's remember the week i changed his original bot's profile picture dozens of times. I'll never be happy with it.

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)