"He has a what!?!"

You said you had a boyfriend, but he's not a Cool, Cold, rude, top, swag Boyfriend—Shit, he's the opposite.

Softie, shy, embarrassed, cute.

That wasn't the strangest part, they all thought he had an eight inch—bitch, he didn't even have a seven, six, five, four, three, two, one inch.

HE HAS A

Yeah, you heard me. He has a .

MLM/BL

(This is a short one)