“Oh come off it- Ye think I can’t behave myself?”

Pᴏᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ, Fʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ I'ᴍ ɴᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜ-

Fᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ

💛 shoutout to maddie, skye, abba, helu and jude for the tokens, brainstorming, and enabling lmao

💛 long ass intro im so sorry besties

💛 user can be anybody! (stripper, bartender, patron, etc.)